Intro
[DJ Green Lantern]
Okay (Yeah)
It's about that time again
[Eminem]
Green Lantern
[DJ Green Lantern]
That's right!
[Eminem]
G-G-G-G-G Unit
[50 Cent]
Ha ha ... Shady
[Eminem]
We Back
[DJ Green Lantern]
Invasion
[Eminem]
Part II
[DJ Green Lantern]
The Conspiracy
[Eminem]
Cause we ain't going no never stop
You just keep wasting your energy
On us, you should find
Something to do with your time
And quit f**ing with us cause
We ain't f**ing with you
And we must be f**ing with you so
Much you must be gone out your mind
They say I'm day away
From my entire empire crumbling
Speak up your mumbling, what the
f**-a yousa bibi-bay okay big-bi-bi-baby
This is Shady I know you was
Bi-bi-hoping we be-be-would ge-go away
But weeble mable weeble wobble
But we don't fall down like
Jam Master Jay's two turn table
Our label is just too stable
You're magazine so motherf**ing thin
You using staples
To hold it together
It's turning back into a
News paper and yall got
Something for my a**
Every issue thank you, cause I keep
Running out of f**ing tissues
And I could diss you but god
I was sick of looking at you
At least now I can see when
Nike's got a new ten-nis shoe
But-but I guess no good news
Is always good good news
Moving on to bigger and better things
(chicka chicka jeera)
50's blowing up
This year just keeps going up
What the f** is going on?
Who the f** is Norah Jones?
Shady wait a minute, baby
Leave the who*e alone
Just go up there and be humble
And take them awards home
Bush has just delcared the
World of a f**ing war zone
Meanwhile we got a war
Going on of our own at home
My minds f**ing blown
Trying to figure out how
To fight my own clone
Rhine stones are so nice
They shine so bright
Especially at night
After a hit of ecstacy
Ain't that right?
Woahhhhh wait a minute
I'm rambling, back to the matter at hand
It's Green Lantern
With Elvis Presley
The selfish MC
Back to ruin rap
And destroy the industry
Single handedly
And oh man did we
Yeah me and 50
Obie, me and D Tweezy
And Nelly and Missy and Jigga
God damn it's all a plan
Divised by the man
It's a conspriracy
Against fake sh**
And anybody who
Can't make hits
They ain't dope lyrically
So f** what you hear
And what you read about
We ain't ruining rap baby
We're just trying to weed it out
Outro
[Eminem]
Shady in the place to be seen
And I got what it takes
To rock the mic, right!
Still keep talking
sh** to me punk cause your magazines
Over in less than 6 months!
Ha ha, Shady Records, still Aftermath
And don't think we can hear you
Motherf**ers talking
Cause we can't we don't hear yall
So we just gonna sit back
For the rest of our lives
While you ride our dicks