How the f** he got an oscar
Past out in his red mazda
With his f**in' head in his pasta
In the parking lot of K-mart plaza
Across from the Red Lobster
Looking like the Loch Ness Monster
Dress like a cross-dress mobster
Talk is cheap, it cost less to gossip
I probably be a lot less hostile
If you snots keep your snozzles out the air holes
Or get f** outta seven holes
Out'cha mouth..... yes, nostrils