[Royce Da 5'9":]
Uh, first verse, uh
I'm on 'til I'm on a bum hole
My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on auto-penis
Before I touch dirt, I'll k** y'all with kindness
I k** ya, my natural persona's much worse
You've been warned if you've been born or if you conform
Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform
Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Y'all n***as' intellect mad slow, y'all f*gs know
Claimin' you bangin', you flamin'
Bet you could light your own cigarette with your a**hole
Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
Though I ain't wrapped tight
My blood type's the '80s!
My '90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys
You still fly kites daily!
[Eminem:]
Catch me in my Mercedes
Bumpin' "Ice, Ice Baby, " screamin' Shady 'til I die
Like I have a pair of dice, life's crazy
So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze
And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady
Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll (Danish)
Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is, 'cause she's kinda famous
And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj, I wanna f** your holes upside down whilst playing twister
You morons think that I'm a fat c*nt
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin', try them trailer parks
Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby
And that's back with' a capital B with' an exclamation mark, maybe
You should listen when I flip the linguistics
'Cause I'm gonna rip this mystical slick sh**
You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this sh**
'Cause after I spit the bullets, Imma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
Imma kick the ballistics! So get this dick, Imma live this
[Hook:]
Livin' life in the fast lane
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now
I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride
Gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die
I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
Livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
[Lil Wayne":]
I'm a natural born k**er, with a natural born penis
What you got on me, 0, nothing
you sound like a fat mumma in McDonalds n***a who do you think you are talking to? the real Wheezy n***a you aint got sh**' on me
[Eminem:]
Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
Chewed him up (Pt!) and spitted him out
Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down
He's lookin' around this club and it looks like people are havin' a sh** fit now
Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town
Did I s-st-stutter, motherf**er? f** them all,
He shuts the whole motherf**in' Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round
And he came to the club tonight with' 5'9 to hold this b**h down
Like a motherf**in' chick underwater, she tryna d-dr-drown
Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep lickin' them dick s**in' lips, I'm agitated, aggravated
To the point you don't s** my dick, then you're gonna get decapitated
Other words, you don't f**in' give me head, then I'm have to take it
[2 Pac:]
And then after takin' that, I'm a catch a case, it's gon' be fascinatin'
It's gon' say "The whole rap game pa**ed away" on top of the affadavit
Graduated from master debater slash ma**ive masturbator because I love s**ing fat co*k after its been used on my an*s
To Michael Jackson' activator (Woo!)
Meanin' I'm on fire off the top, might wanna back up the data
Runnin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer
Homie, they sick, you can normally ask a hater
Don't it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Drop in the lap of a tax evader (Homie, they spent)
[Eminem:]
Now make that a** drop like a sack of potatoes
What, girl, I'm the crack-a-lator
Percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later
Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt
You rollin' with a player, you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin' you're...
[Hook:]
Livin' life in the fast lane
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now
I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride
Gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die
I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
Livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
Pedal to the metal