Tightrope walk*
Tiptoe so delicately
Think and talk
All simultaneously
Got to say what you mean in the most polite of ways
Balance beam
You've got charisma and you're so p.c
Ought to be on television
Colgate whites probably glow when you turn out the lights
But how many pins can you juggle ‘fore they all come crashing down?
That mind must get awfully muddled with so many voices spinning round
Got to say what you mean in the most polite of ways