Oooh, River, please don't k** me with your brain
I know that you're insane
Still you're smarter than your brother
Can't seem to find himself a lover
Can't even get into Kaylee's jumpsuit
Got the personality of a breadfruit
River, please don't k** me your brain
Now, Mal Reynolds, please don't sling me thru your ship
That's such a painful trip
Sorry if I said something wrong
I didn't know your kick was so strong
I didn't know I could push you so far
Heck, this kind of thing never happens on Star Trek
Mal Reynolds, please don't sling me thru your ship
Oooh, Firefly, keep lyin'
Misbehave and keep on tryin'
For another chance to be those
Big Damn Heroes of Serenity
Oooh, now, Jayne, please don't shoot me with your gun
I know that you're the one
Who sent the cops on Simon and River
Too dumb to think they'd never deliver
Still, in Canton, they think you're a hunk
We know where you'll be: in your bunk!
Jayne, please don't shoot me with your gun
Oooh, now, Kaylee, please don't k** me with your smile
You're such a flower child
Inarra's the beauty, but you've got the heart
Givin' your love to each engine part
You're the mechanic we all want to meet
Even Jubal Early thinks you're sweet
Kaylee, please don't k** me with your smile
Oooh, Firefly, keep lyin'
Misbehave and keep on tryin'
For another chance to be those
Big Damn Heroes of Serenity
Oooh, now, Shepherd, please don't whack me with your book
You've got that priestly look
Sure know a hell of lot about guns
I don't think you've been hanging out with nuns
Nice try trying to keep River in line
It's a shame your hair looks like ol' Einstein
Shepherd, please don't whack me with your book
Oooh, Wash, please don't blind me with your shirt
We know who wears the skirt
With you and Zoe, she's got the balls
But that don't miskit into the walls
Still you ain't no wuss as a pilot
Just click, click, click and you're ready to style it
Wash, please don't blind me with your shirt
Oooh, Firefly, keep lyin'
Misbehave and keep on tryin'
For another chance to be those
Big Damn Heroes of Serenity
Firefly, keep lyin'
Misbehave and keep on tryin'
For another chance to be those
Big Damn Heroes of Serenity