Sit down if it suits you, darling Pour yourself a drink Because nothing gets you down when you're too drunk to think I've got a two ton iron weight that weighs heavy on my spine I'd love to toss it on this table But now is not the time It's too late to dream, boys She's already gone I've got nothing left but pain and grief So throw a record on And we'll sing until the sun comes up
And we'll dance until we crash Until our sorrows are just whispers in a shot gla** Sit down, sing me a song, girl Tell me how you feel Because we've been wearing these f*cking goofy smiles And we both know they're not real Maybe you could ease me of this pain I'd pluck the thorns right from your spine If I had the guts I think I have when I'm drunk Then I'd try to make you mine