Johnny is a boy he spends all day in a pub
Drinking coffee drinking whiskey
He couldn't live without
He is just a boy and his life is just a joy
Nobody belived the bottle was
His first joy
Johnny, Johnny if you really dare
Then he met a girl
The one with hemeroids
He tried to lick her a**
She gave to him no choice
Who the f** are you?
To tell me what to do
Go the f** away and never cross my way
With drinking all the day
The problems are gone away
He was so confused
Like every other day
He is just a boy
His life is just a joy