Let me tell ya' 'bout a friend of mine
A big bad brutha' named Frankenstein
In a torn up ole' monty lookin' mighty fine
I mean the brutha' was smokin' litteraly!
Sewn up with a needle and thread!
Put together with parts from the dead!
Somethin' put his nut's on the side of his head
What in the world were they thinkin'?
Drackula is afraid of the light
He only comes outta' his coffin at night
Slips out to have him a bite...outta' sombody's neck that is
He's a vampire, vampire bat!
s**in' on blood..it's low in fat!
'Cept I don't know if he should really doin' that
I mean I hope he practices safe s**'s!!!
Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody groove, everybody clap
Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove every body clap
Wolfeman howlin' at the moon!
Hairy guy's just make me swoon!
Spray's his hair with Vidal Sa**oon....WHAT!
You mean that's a weave?!?
Can't see the Invisible Man!
Can't see his invisible tan!
Can't see his invisible hand!
OWW! Who goosed me!?!
Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody groove, everybody clap
Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove every body clap
Baby there's a monster livin' inside of you, and me!
Baby there's a monster livin' inside just dieing to be free!
OWWWWW!
Boris Karloff
Vincent Price
Bellah Lugosi and
The Poltergeist
Peter Cushing
Christopher Lee
And The Addams Family
Pyramid power of the Mummy!
Aliens bursting from your tummy!
Their all monster's that I love!
Freddy Kruger give's good glove!
Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde!
Christine is the badest ride!
Roger Corman
Barbra Steele!
k**er Tomatoes have appeal!
Hanibal Lector sick and mean!
Eat your heart with Fatha Beans!
Chuckie's just a living doll!
The Fifty Foot Woman is awfully tall!
So's the Amazing Collasle Man
Gammara, Mothra
And Rodan
Godzilla tears up Tokyo
While the Phantom of the Opera steals the show!
The Blob
The Fly, and
The Thing!
Edgar Allen Poe
And Steven King!
Jason in a Hockey mask!
Zombies, freaks and maniacs!
They're the monster's I adore!
Full of blood and guts and gore!
They make me wanna' scream and holler!
More and more and more and MORE!!!!!!
Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody groove, everybody clap
Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove everybody clap. (everybody clap)
Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody groove, everybody clap
Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove every body clap
Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody groove, everybody clap
(everybody groove everybody clap!)
Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove every body clap
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