"Oh so is that how it works?"
Was the Black Widows reply to the fly
Crossing Her eight legs
She could tell he was a shy type of guy
By the way he scoped out Her houred figure
When He figured She wasn't looking
Is when she was
She winked an eye just to give him something to buzz about
As he goes about
Bragging about
The contraption on his back that allows him to defy gravity
Not really interested
The Black Widow wasn't hungry for the technicality
But pretended that she liked to listen
Now he has only visited her two times
But never stepped into her Den
So he has no idea of the many men
She put in the same position
Their bones would have told of her secrets
Positioning herself on a bed of webs
She stretches out her legs and suggests
That he comes lay down his wings
So they can lay there together and talk about all types of things
And he likes how that sounds
As he steps down into her grounds
He had been Warned!
Not to lay down with Spiders since first born
And had sworn that he would wouldn't even think of a thing
But he thinks he's about to get down
And put it down
For the rest of the swarm
Refusing to acknowledge that such a relationship
Is out of the norm
He's a horny devil he is
Should have hovered more over his action
I know its hard to fight your attractions
But recognize when you're slacking
The ability to come out on top and walk away
They talked the day away
Into the night
Fondling each other in the right spot
Until his plot thickened and
He was ready for sticking her with the fact of his matter
Her fangs started to chatter with excitement
The deligtment of having dinner in bed
Went straight to her head
As she wrap her legs around his face
He mistakes the taste of d**h
For something of his liking
Poisoning and paralyzing his every move
She soothes him with a song:
[Hook]
"It won't be long
You can be strong
But you still won't be able to change whats going on
And no its not wrong
Its of my nature
Your fate here lies in my palm
And there's nothing you can do
But stay calm...
My Dear... Stay Calm."
[Repeat Hook]
Her kiss of d**h takes his every breath
Draining him of life until there's nothing left
In a whisper he asks
"I trusted you why did you deceive me like such?"
His lips, she touches with her fangs
Answering before biting his head off
"Because its of my nature."
You see, his intentions were to spend a night
She intended to spin a web
The moral of the story is
Spend your time using your head
Because at the end
You can either be fed
Or pa** the time dead
Depending on your nature
Now see this kind of reminds me of the story of the Fox and the Scorpion
See there was a flood and
Only the Fox and the Scorpion were left behind
And seconds before the fox was about to jump in the water
To swim to the other side
The Scorpion said, "Wait
"don't leave me behind."
And the Fox turned around and said
"What do you take me for?"
And the Scorpion was begging and pleading
To allow the Fox to allow him to climb onto his back
And swim to the other side
Now the water was rising and rising and rising...
And the, and the Fox said, "OK."
And so he allowed him to
They hopped into the water
The Scorpion was on the fox' back
And they made it about half way
And the fox felt a sting on his shoulder
And his body started to numb
And he started to he started to slow down and then
Once he realized what happened he said
"You fool!"
"Now we're both gonna die;
What did you do that for?
"we could have made it to the other side and we both would have been alive and free."
And the scorpion said
"I know. I know. I know. I know. I know
"But you have to understand something
"Its of my nature."
(Hook)