If happiness is what you want
You have to be direct and blunt
It's the only way of getting anywhere
The moving parts inside your brain
Will seize up and rust from rain
It's a systematic degradation from lack of use
Involuntary climate change
Will bring about acid rain
And we'll all be wearing umbrella hats in 20 years or so
People in the Midwest
Have giant hearts inside their chests
Landlocked by cash crops