[Intro]
Good evening, good morning, good day, wherever you are ladies and gentlemen
My name's Elro, come follow me on Twitter or Instagram @ElroRaps
Shout out to Dan White Derulo as ever
Shout out to anyone with anxiety and depression
Z Dot on the beat, Sox in the building
(Bam, bam, bam)
And shout to Harry Seaton's mum
And awkwardly long introductions on grime beats, yeah
[Verse]
Worse looking than a sack of dead cats
That's me, I'm the boy and I'm back
I've got quick sick flows to pull fit hoes, only reason I ever wanted to rap, was that
I wanted to be black
Wanted to pull a fit chick with a big back
Only problem is that I was born like this, know I'm trapped in the body of a twat
I don't roll with a clip, I just roll with a bottle of Pap' and a little hip-flask
Roll with a couple of goons and by goons, mean gormless, me staying sane's a big task
Act loose, you can get four fingers babe, yeah I call it the Kit Kat
Bring a mate, I can split it in two, it's a multi-pack ting, damn right the kid's back
Never had a threesome, reason being I'm cast out like a heaven
Yeah I'm cast out because I'm bait mate
I like to argue, ma** debate say
I wanna pull fit chicks without date-rape
No matter what all of my best mates say
I ain't creepy love, we'll have a great date
So just sign on the line, it's okay
I text bare fit birds, that's true
I get livid 'cause it never pulls through
I get one text back then I start getting beggy like 'Please b**h, send out the nudes'
People telling me I don't like Jews
Na see, you're just getting confused
Don't get ga**ed, try and say how I feel when you've never had a battle with the booze
I am the c*nt who buys rounds in Spoons
Sort of chump that gets drunk and spews
Accidentally sent mum some nudes
Left the country like man I had to move
Like man I am an Adebayor fan, I'll run to your corner and wind up a goon like a Jew
Spurs of the moment tings are the best like pesting a bird and they [?] you
Only stutter in my raps like yo, yo
'Cause I'm up and down like a yo-yo
I think I might be a bi-polar bloke but will I go to the doctors? No, no
I'm on a tightrope
Right hand side is a padded cell in which I might go
On my left hand side there's me in a mansion with whisky, cigars and fine hoes
So put your bets in, which way's the weird bloke falling?
I bet none of you c*nts have put left in, yo being depressed is appalling
Paired with being a real mess and I'm talking pesting birds, interesting
That I've been blessed with words
Doesn't matter how long I invest in a girl, I've been pied in postcodes all over the world
So, bigger than 6'2, physique of a child, yo birds form a queue
Whether I'll ever be a benevolent citizen is down to whether you listen what I'm saying, if you've got a bit of spice, call her Bombay Aloo
Did a bit of flirting and fondling too
Took me fifteen secs for the s**, had her rubbing bareback on the wood like Baloo
I'm on bail bro, as in first goalscorer 'cause I ain't been jail bro
I tried this rap ting five years ago and failed so
I came back harder, gained an addiction, the wine, cigarettes and ale so
My stories are better if a little depressing, it makes for a hell of a tale though
[Interlude]
Well if you-you-you-you
Wanna come against I-I, then I guess that's fine
I'm built like a p**y, I'll run for my life
Yeah my career was on decline
Swag of a geeky homeless guy
Yeah I've got a problem with the wine
Shout out Chepstow
[Outro]
Yeah, shout-out everyone
Come follow me on Instagram, Twitter @ElroRaps
Big up the mandem with anxiety and depression, keep battling through
Shout out Sox in the building
JDZ, bai