[Verse 1:]
Thank god it's a Friday, been working like a dog all week
Over the grind and it's barely past three (gotta love the 9 to 5)
Then the boss rocks in saying team you're a top lot
Let's shut shop who's up for a knock off (me!)
I kick my feet up threw two back
Within a matter of minutes I'm chilling feeling relaxed
(oh damn!) Forgot I gotta pick up my kid
Maybe I'll call the missus, see if she can do it
Hun I'm working back late again
You mind picking up the boy, leaving my dinner in the oven?(FINE!)
(Whoo hoo) Ay, pa** us another one
Dude starts to sing along to Acca Dacca
(BANA...NANANA NA...NANA NA!!!)
Then, like boom, bam, kabam, I'm standing at some bar
With a cognac tanked and black patched cigar
[Hook:]
Bringing home the bacon, paying bills
A long week of work, yeah you know how it feels
If you wanna relax, forget your worries and cares
Then, everybody, say yeah
Say yeah; yeah; say yeah
[Verse 2:]
Shot up, sambuca black and tequila
Green chartreuse getting loose as my left ear
Friday night drinks and we're hitting the nectar
Lost my legs, stumbled like a slum dog leper
My mate, Matt, grabs me back to my feet
And throws up a snowstorm that made my eyeballs freeze
I'm back, buzzing, clear as a bizzard
Found myself sipping Vic bitter at the strippers (what the hell?)
Lappy, nah, not me, no
The boss already slipped her a pineapple
She pulled my by the arm (baby, come, let's go)
For a second I could swear I'm at a Rodeo
Comatosed, smelling like women and liquor
With pink lippy on my and I'm covered in glitter
How the hell will I ever get this past the wizz?
Ah, stuff it bro, hook us up one last drink
[Hook:]
Bringing home the bacon, paying bills
A long week of work, yeah you know how it feels
If you wanna relax, forget your worries and cares
Then, everybody, say yeah
Say yeah; yeah; say yeah
[Verse 3:]
How the hell did I get here at my front door?
Keys in my hand and a pasty with sauce
Trying to keep it on the hush on my toes, yeah I creep
Peep in the room and the missus sound asleep
Bottom draw in a jar near the oven
Got me a stash so I roll me a trumpet
Two tokes down, pa** out on the stairs
What a mad night...
[Interlude:]
What time do you call this? (oh...um)
This is ridiculous, what time is it? (uh...I don't know)
Where have you been? (I've been out)
What's that smell? (nothing) What is that?
Have you been smoking marijuana (no!)
You are...(no)...you're staying out here, you are disgusting
[Hook:]
Everybody, say yeah
Say yeah; yeah; say yeah
Bringing home the bacon, paying bills
A long week of work, yeah you know how it feels
If you wanna relax, forget your worries and cares
Then, everybody, say yeah (yeah)