I love the guy who invented kissin'
I don't recall his name
But I do believe that guy should sit
High in the Hall of Fame!
Until he came along
Just think what we were missin';
That's why today
I'm a-shoutin' hurray
For the guy who invented kissin'!
He taught the fellas how to smooch
Instead of holdin' hands;
He showed them how to steal a kiss
Like they do in foreign lands
Until he came along
Just think what they were missin';
Love was very nice
But as cold as ice
Till that guy invented kissin'!
He showed the girls how to pucker up
And roll their pretty eyes;
He showed them how to kiss hello
And how to kiss goodbye
Until he came along
Just think what they were missin';
They could only cook
Or read a book
Till that guy invented kissin'!
Mister Edison invented the light
Mister Bell the telephone
And Columbus found America
There names are all well known
But till he came along
This world had somethin' missin';
And I'm tellin' you
There was nothin' to do
Till that guy invented kissin'!
He patented the kiss of fire
And how to kiss goodnight;
On every kind of kiss and hug
He holds the copyright!
And if I had my way
The only thing I'm wishin'
Is to make a date
Then stay out late
With the guy who invented kissin'!
Aaaah!