Zoom zoom zoom zoom
The world is in a mess
With politics and taxes
And people grinding axes
There's no happiness
Zoom zoom zoom zoom
Rhythm lead your ace
The future doesn't fret me
If I can only get me
Someone to slap that ba**
Happiness is not a riddle
When I'm listening to that
Big ba** fiddle
Slap that ba**
Slap it till its dizzy
Slap that ba**
Keep the rhythm busy
Zoom zoom zoom
Misery, you've got to go
Slap that ba**
Use it like a tonic
Slap that ba**
Keep your philharmonic
Zoom zoom zoom
And the milk and honey'll flow
Dictators would be better off
If they zoom zoom now and then
Today, you can see that the happiest men
All got rhythm
In which case
If you want a bauble
Slap that ba**
Slap away your trouble
Learn to zoom zoom zoom
Slap that ba**
(bridge)
Dictators would be better off
If they zoom zoom now and then
Today, you can see that the happiest men
All got rhythm
In which case
If you want a bauble
Slap that ba**
Slap away your trouble
Learn to zoom zoom zoom
Slap that ba**
Zoom zoom zoom zoom
Zoom zoom zoom zoom
Zoom zoom zoom zoom