[Intro: Cecily, Elizabeth, Kate, Vanessa, Aidy]
Hey boys, we love all of you
But this song is for a few special men
The ones who ignited our flames
Who opened our eyes
And who first taught us how to be truly horny
[Verse 1: Cecily, Kate]
I was in seventh grade, watching TRL
When I had a feeling I had never felt
It was Carson Daly in enormous jeans
And the blackest nails I'd ever seen
I got up on the couch, and I knocked my first one out
1996, I first heard MmmBop
Started getting sweaty in my thermal top
Taylor Hanson's lips, and his long blonde hair
The most gorgeous woman anywhere
And that's how I could tell (could tell)
That I was gay as hell
[Chorus 1: Group]
You lit the spark inside of me
You set my teeny tiny b**bies free
Yeah, we never met and we never will
But I thank you still
Cause I first got horny to you
[Verse 2: Elizabeth, Vanessa]
My guy was hot as hell, a real authority
It was Mr. Sheffield from The Nanny
He was so refined, it made me insane
But I still don't know that actor's name
I look him up on my phone
Just a second while it loads
Charles Shaughnessy
Okay, now it's me, mine is pretty bad
It's those guys who k**ed their mom and dad
The Menendez Brothers, they were cute and young
I think Eric was the hotter one
Vanessa, this is on TV
Oh, right
Then I'll say JTT
[Chorus 2: Group]
You lit the spark inside of me
You were my p**n in 1993
And I never saw you without a shirt
But hey it still worked
Cause I first got horny to you
[Bridge: Aidy]
I came alive back in '94, I fell for a carnivore
That's right, the cool teen son from Dinosaurs
I would sit on my hands and scoot to a man in a lizard suit
[Chorus 3: Group, Kate]
You lit the spark inside of me
You taught me how to [?] just for me
I would steal a pillow, put it down
And just go to town
When I first got horny to you
So horny, yeah
When I first got horny to you
When I first got horny to you