My console believe me I like it on
I'm that b**h with the box
That can pwn 'til dawn
Trollin' you noobs
With my fresh moves
While my f**in' gamepad
Vibrates and you lose
I'm sorry if you can't't understand
But I need my console
Hooked up to broadband
Don't mean to offend
During online chat
But you say “rematch”
I say “f** that”
So what I'm a chick
With a purse and lipstick
It's my tits and mad sk**s
Versus your “little stick”
My name is Dushku
I star on TV shows
But I couldn't survive
Without my console
Terrorizin' my friends
With the press of a bu*ton
I talk a bunch of sh** to noobs
But they don't say nothing
My console's hot from being best
My nickname is “Red Ring of d**h”
Controller in grip 'bout to go beyond
Get fresh batteries if I don't respond
Cause I pawn everyday at home or away
I disconnect so quick they can't complain
I'm that b**h who runs the show
Keepin' noobs sayin' “whoa!”
But I know I can't live
Without my console