You may point with the crooked cane
You conspire on my broken brain
And playwright fate will have his way
We're all actors in this play
We're all pa**engers on his train
And playwright fate don't make me stay
And soon enough the brakes won't take the weight
That is depending, and it's the strain on my left arm takes
I'm just hoping for a happy ending
So long, sir
You're in a land where you don't belong
Just keep kissing through the kissing song
You're in a land where you don't belong
So, so long friends
So long family
The letters were sent
I'm gonna die here beautifully
Now the housecat's on his seventh life
He said his goodbyes to his beautiful wife
He said he's going to a land where mice grow on trees
He said he's going to a place where beasts like us roam free
He said come with me
We're gonna die here gracefully
We're in a land where we don't belong
Just keep kissing through the kissing song
We're in a land where we don't belong
You see there's clearly something wrong
Just keep kissing through the kissing song
We're in a land where we don't belong
Get out of this place
Inhabitants of the children with the cheap c**aine
And the playwright fate will have his way
'Cause we are as brittle as biscuits
Sarcastic, the English are bright
We're in a land where we don't belong
Just keep kissing through the kissing song
We're in a land where we don't belong
You see there's clearly something wrong
Just keep kissing through the kissing song
We're in a land where we don't belong