Eligh-
Busdriver-
Nietzsche Cortez-
Open Mike Eagle:
I beg forgiveness and hunt for favors
The saddest emcee in a hundred acres
Had bad daydreams where I punch the neighbors
Gun Potatoes ?
Fun for Ravers
Old as f** like the Undertaker
I'm Bo Dallas I'm so callous
Shirt so tight like Bo Clampin?
Interns watch me fold pampers
Since training day, it's training day
Got a Baroness I need a Lady J
I like yelp reviews that'll rate buffets?
I hate yelp too what I'm tryin to say...
Is I had hella birthrights that I signed away
But terms long, conditions stay
Top Ten Trapees, gotta mention pink
Next half bars the kitchen sink?
It come with website dog with missing links
I make the stiffest drinks the best of mens
Told one home girl we're the breast of friends
And apologized for like fifteen years
Actual rap name is Emcee Weird
I bet Pimp C freaked Britney Spears
I ghost write Sunday Gossip Columns
Free clinics hand out rotten condoms
And UFO's make the top Toboggans
Cause it's all hand made from top to bottom
Hit you with a frying pan like, Not the mama, Not the mama, Not the mama...