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I-Dee, 1-2-3
Part time emcees to the disc jockey
M-I-A to D.C. go what? The DMV
Where you from, where you at?
Regardless, I can't rap
But you know what? I know I'm whack
[DJ I-Dee]
At least I'm not annoying... AIGHT BET!
Yo dawgs, check my music on the MySpace friend request!
Write a rhyme so hard dude, especially this time around
Bar eight, Alvarez, let me slow it down
Catch me in the Hilton, Palm Beach with Mr. Milton
Smoke {cigarettes} while his grandmother be tiltin
Hip-hop is way too serious, so let me tell you why I'm here
THE ELEMENTS ARE SATURATED IN THE UTMOST FORM OF CHEER
Illest spic on the block, but no I don't cook raps
Don't disrespect me dude, save that for Lou Dobbs' racist a**!
But yo I'm not right, tell 'em I-Dee is some crack
I'll be laughin at you emcees cause you'll never comprehend
"The scratch!"
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[Eli Porter]
Yo, see, it's yo' boy E-Dollar
Walk in the club and the girls they holla
Young Eezy baby, tell me where ya been
I've been up on the block collectin dem dividends
Yeah! They said a n***a couldn't rhyme
Like {?} my homeboys say we on time
So we gotta get it, no no stoppin
Like bunny ears n***a I'm never floppin
Yup dat bwoi, you better pay attention
Walk in the club and my name they mention
Young Eezy baby, n***a I'm the truth
Beat it up every time I step in the booth
God damn! (I'm hot) God damn I'm hot
And n***as hatin on me just because they not (they not)
They like Eezy baby won't you give me a shot?
Like a stop sign 'cept I'm not gon' stop
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[DJ I-Dee]
Top o' the mornin to ya! Verse tree
I-Dee back, pint of Guinness with me, lemme stop
Dead in the middle of a griddle little did he know the Skittles
Is what made Perry Kittles the worst basketball player EVER~!
Oh my God, I didn't think I could pull that off
I just feel like I jumped off a cliff... not!
Let's just go to court and show they know how we rock
Isaac DeLima's for the people so we can party non-stop!
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"Or do I?" (No) "Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"