Part 1: Ghost of Dan [Production by TeiMoney]
[Intro: Young Dan]
Introducing bryuk420, SHOOSH, and HG $hellz
[Verse 1: SHOOSH]
You know I'm the baddest motherf**er
In Super Smash and
I'm gonna f** these motherf**ers up
I don't give f**
I'm gonna smash so hard (Squad!)
Then I'm gonna drive home
In my sh**ty car, it's a Subaru (Pipe it up!)
Who the f** is you?
I'm coming up and Imma f**ing do this sh**
With my crew, cause we got this sh** lit
f** you b**h come and get on my dick (In the trap!)
I got everything they way I want (f** CU!)
I think that I'm going too long
So I'm gonna stop (Skkkrt!)
Deuces b**h!
[Bridge: SHOOSH]
That's my line!
I'm doing it every time!
f** you guys!
[Verse 2: bryuk420]
Bryuk hopping on the beat
I don't give a f** motherf**er
You know I'm fast on my feet
They thought Dan was down in the dumps
But we pumped him up
Got him back on the streets
You know we helped him out
When he was in need
My boy Dan, he was at the bottom
Now he slaps girls on the bottom
(He asks for permission first though)
He's rolling with the crew
He's part of my crew
Yeah he's rolling with the entourage
You know what we do
We f** you
And all of your b**hes too
Then we go get a ma**age (La musica de Harry Fraud)
Switch it up on these b**hes, you know
I'm the king of flipping switches
My b**h says that she used to be your b**h
And I believe her cause she smells like you dick
b**h!
[Verse 3: HG $hellz]
Burning to midnight oil like a lamp
I call you my dog because your lady is a tramp (b**h!)
I'm coming at you straight out of camp
The Bigfoot is coming and he doesn't expect a cramp (Hoe!)
He's running through the woods (Figaro!)
Everyone is saying he's similar to Tiger Woods (Turn it up!)
Clubbing all of the balls (Squad!)
That's some gull
He's got some ability
To make other people lose their agility
Hitting achilles tendons (Brrrrap!)
Better remember for his [?]
Foo Fighters (Turn up!) 2011
(Middle school shoutout! 2011!)
Back on the beat
Thought I was gone? Nah
[Verse 4: bryuk420]
I used to feel down
Used to feel like I was Dan
Like I f**ed up
And got my a** canned (Rest in Peace!)
Lost my job
Lost my whole f**ing career (f** the 5-0!)
Nw Dan's back
And the future is here
[Verse 5: HG $hellz]
Walking through the desert
His name is Dan (Solitude!)
He's been in the sun all day
But doesn't have a tan
He's gonna tell you
His master plan
He's coming straight out of Iran
(Middle East!)
[Verse 6: SHOOSH]
His name is Dan
And he f**s with the Chandler (Major key!)
He f**s with your brain
Like a radio scrambler
If you try and talk sh**
He'll sue you for slander (You loyal!)
My boy Dan is lit
So let's drop the hammer
[Outro: Young Dan]
Deuces, b**h! Part 2: Rise From The Ashes [Production by Eleven Thoughts Beats]
[Intro: Quentin Tarentino]
His name, is Young Dan
He was a desperado, riding cross the wild wild west
And somewhere along his journey, he got lost
And now he needs to find his way back home
Will he make it? Will he survive?
Well, one can only hope
[Verse 7: Young Dan]
They call me the rap master
Imma shoot you with this blaster
If you ain't f**ing with the squad
Then your sh** don't matter
And what do you know about an education?
If you get any closer Imma hit you with damnation
Danny Brown, b**h?
More like Danny C
I got some PlayStation and FIFA '16
The f** does Haydyn got?
A smelly little peen
Just ask his last b**h
She looked like she was thirteen
He thinks he's really deep
For reading Fredrick Nietzsche
Young Philosopher
Thats my middle name
These b**hes see me
And they love this mane
On my face
And all I get is f**ing hate
Cause I took Brian's sister on a date!
Word up Young Dan is back up in this motherf**er!
[Verse 8: Young Dan & bryuk420]
All these corny little rappers wanna masturbate to me
Until they realize that ain't the path to being me
I s**ed your b**hes feet cause I'm Quentin Taren-teet
I'm chilling in the bathroom popping some zeets
Knocking up the beat like it's name was Bristol
I been out in the jungle but ain't been trapped in a thistle
It seemed like all of this sh** was so simple
The labels been on my dick since we dropped No Pimples
Shout out to no pimples
Before that sh** came out
The game was so simple
The Highlands Ranch squad
Changed and saved my life
So I don't mean disrespect
I'm just tryna take what's mine
[Verse 9: SHOOSH & HG $hellz]
It's okay Dan, there wasn't any disrespect
I don't wanna take any of your words or reject
What you say, and that's okay
We're just on the mic and we're gonna play
My men and I came up with the morals of kings
I chop her head off if she won't give back the ring
I swear we will command more than Alex the Great
I always have a crown on like I'm Henry VIII
I'm about to take over the head of your state
Then smoke some weed and have babes feed me grapes
We're gonna get to the top and we're going to stay
And all the checks we gon' get gon' be blank
[Verse 10: Young Dan & bryuk420]
And I go hunting for f**boys
I don't put up with that noise
And all those punk b**hes deuce deuce
Hang yourselves on a noose
I'll never call a truce
My boy's name is Bruce
I'm mighty like the booche
Rap game Dr. Seuss
Might have to get the damn Lorax up in the booth
Hit him with the xanies and get that homie real loose
So he can lay back and vibe with the f**ing groove
And I just like to rhyme
I talk sh** all the time
But it don't really mean nothing right?
Because I don't mean disrespect I'm just tryna take what's mine
Like, Brian's sister
Chandler's sister
And every other MC's s**y sister
Uh, deuce deuce