[Verse]
OK, It's EP motherf**er saving the world just like I'm Downey
Spitting so much I need more rolls of Bounty
Drinking like I'm Lindsay. Smoking like I'm Towlie
I keep a bunch of bad b**hes. Just Call me Mitt Romney
Haven't rapped in awhile, b**h I know I was resting
Busy schooling beats, please now it's time to test it
My flow just needed development, before it was arrested
I'm busy shaking off the rust, Hope you got your tetan*s
Sorry to mouth off, did it make ya mad?
For having you fall for me like a Rangers fan
On any beat, straight swag surfing
Dick so big feel it in your chest, Steve Irwin
Wow that was bad, but this boy is poppin'
This boy is dirty, time for a rag, Scott Joplin
No more nice guy, on p**y I'm straight slammin' it
Keep f**ing staring cause you know that I've been jammin'
Before this song, girls were acting bratty
Now they running up, real chatty Kathy
I push her back cause then I had to tell her
That she stinks, she needs to leave, because everybody smells her
Murderin' on this beat, got damn a k**ing machine
Wish it was this way with women, cause I got no game, No Mr. Green
Maybe it's cause I ball to hard, Mr. Clean
Make a s** tape on TV, I bet that would make you glee
C'mon on baby, yeah let me hit it
Rap God, I can cure you of all your sinning
Straight f**ing psycho, Batman villain
Goin' for that college gold, Heisman, No Dillion
Sittin' in the green, cause that's where success drove me
Always be dirty, while these others stay soapy
Money and success, hope to do them both man
Keep my bank account real high, Whoa man
Sorry baby, I guess I'm too lame
Or maybe I'm just too old for you f**ing games
Swag so fresh, 1st rate premo
Plenty of fish in the sea, still looking for my Nemo
Fly motherf**er, feeling real dapper
Still rolling in them twenties like a motherf**in' flapper
Have you ever seen an actor/rapper
Whose got more god damn than Donald f**ing Draper?
Leave the beat in tears, it's still sobbing
People goin' nuts from the stuff that I am dropping
Where does it end? I see no signs of stopping
My swagger is too sick we call that Steve Jobbing
I've been balling man since you had a f**ing Furby
Hitting it out the park, the tapes a f**ing Home Run Derby
Every flow is nasty, like Sodexo be serving
I want this sh** forever....Herpes
Girl the way you dancing, got popping a f**ing yurt
Beat it like Rihanna, now that p**y really hurt
She saying I'm the best, Oh man for what it's worth
I'm doing this from my dorm room, I'm on my Mark Zuckerburg
Still f**ing rapping, people thought I was kidding
Thought I could only rap when my head was f**ing spinning
Well after this tape, am I still f**ing kidding?
Cause now I'm spitting sober, and I still be f**ing k**ing
If I'm not the best, I'm 2nd I'm pretty certain
Sipping something blue and evil, yeah I'm Papa Smurfing
Will I ever be at the top? Still winning?
I don't know, but this is greatness from small beginnings