YOU MAKE ME GO CRAZY!
YOU ACT LIKE I'M NOTHING TO YOU.
AND I'M REALLY LAZY.
I DON'T BOTHER ACTING A FOO.
YOU'RE A HOTTIE,
YOU GET CLOSE TO ME
WITH YOUR BODY
NOW I'M FEELING WEAK!
YOU ARE TALKING,
AM I LISTENING?
sh*t, I'M SWEATING,
FEELING LIKE I'M ILL!
HORNY BABY
CHECKING OUT MY ASS.
AM I CRAZY,
WHY AM I SO STRESSED?!
I AM THINKING
"ACTION I SHOULD TAKE"
BUT I'M BLINKING,
TALKING BOUT A CHEESE CAKE!
YOU MAKE ME GO CRAZY!
YOU ACT LIKE I'M NOTHING TO YOU.
AND I'M REALLY LAZY.
I DON'T BOTHER ACTING A FOO.
I'M A VIRGIN
I'M THE fu*kING BIRD!
CUZ I'M FUNNY,
BUT I NEVER FLIRT.
DON'T DO ANY
SMALL TALKIN' AND sh*t.
DON'T LIKE DATING,
CUZ IT'S fu*kING STUPID!
fu*k THE LADIES,
THOSE ATTENTION who*eS
DON'T DESERVE ME,
I CAN DO MY CHORES!
DON'T LIKE f*gETS,
THOUGH I LIKE TO PLAY
WITH MY GADGETS...
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
SHOULD I BE LIKE THE REST?
NAH!