I'm gonna count to 3 before I start.
This is gonna make me look like I'm smart:
1 2 3, yabbada dee-doh-dee!
Check out my flow, it reeks like my pee.
Now is the time to share with my shrink
a problem about my dick, well - it shrinks!
DEEP INSIDE MY BALLS! CHECK OUT DA HOES!
now it's too big I CANNOT HANDLE THE POSE!
I'VE GOT A DICK THAT IS SMALL
IT'S SHORTER THAN MY LEFT BALL
BUT WHEN ERECTED IT'S TALL
EVERYBODY SAY - BARREL ROLL!
It's too small when it's too small,
it's too tall when it's too tall.
b**h, i want you to grab my old tool.
OH WAIT IT'S UNERECTED - nah it's cool!
Generation Y, we generate sh**.
It's so stiff and you'll have to admit:
greater than the co*k which I happen to own
and they be trying to stop us, we'll be having them pwnd.
I'VE GOT A DICK THAT IS SMALL
IT'S SHORTER THAN MY LEFT BALL
BUT WHEN ERECTED IT'S TALL
EVERYBODY SAY - BARREL ROLL!
Supersize me!