COON! COON! COON! IT'S MY COON!
I CRUISED AROUND THE HOOD, CHILLIN, LOOKIN FOR SOME FOOD.
SAW, MY REFLECTION IN A STORE - LOOKIN GOOD!
I ZOOMED THE SHOP, IN, AND I SAW IT WAS FOR PETS.
I WALKED INTO THE PLACE, STARTED LOOKIN FOR SOME CATS.
SUDDENLY A BLACK THING CAUGHT ONE OF MY EYES.
IT WAS KINDA GREASY SO IT SHINED ON THE LIGHT.
I TOOK A CLOSER LOOK AND IT SMILED LIKE THE MOON.
I IMMEDIATELY FELL IN LOVE, CUZ THAT WAS MY:
COON.
HE'S MY
COON! COON! COON! ITS' MY COON!
BOUGHT HIM FOR A DOLLAR AND I BROUGHT HIM IN MY HOME.
TAUGHT HIM TO SAY "HOLLA", DRESS HIM WITH IS AFRO COMB.
SPENDING OUR TIME SITTING BY THE FIREPLACE.
I PET HIM WITH A BROOMSTICK!
I GIVE HIM MAYONNAISE!
ONE DAY HE LEFT.
AND HE NEVER CAME BACK.
GOD, I GAVE YOU ALL I GOT, I EVEN PLEASED YOU SEXUALLY.
THOUGH YOU NEVER TOLD ME TO, I FELT THE NEED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
YOU NEVA SHOWED YOUR LOVE TO ME UNLESS I GAVE YOU COCAINE.
I GAVE YOU TOO MUCH CRACK AND NOW YOU'RE GONE,
YOU'RE fu*kING GONE!
THIS IS MY BUM!
THIS IS MY BUM!
WHERE IS MY BUM!
I MISS MY BUM!
I MISS MY BUM!
I MISS MY BUM!