Don't extend the solo Lay the groove too deep Try not to sing the words As if you're mumbling in your sleep Don't say that you won't do it Cause it's been done before Don't start a revolution Just because you're feeling bored The girls don't care That you ache to be free You see, the girls just want A sweet melody Don't quote 'Five Easy Pieces' TiVo Cool Hand Luke
Don't talk about how God is dead and love is just a fluke Don't listen to Frank Zappa Late Coltrane, Faust or Can Just take that twisted heart of yours And lay it in her hand The girls don't care That you ache to be free You see, the girls just want A sweet melody The girls don't care That you yearn to be free Girls just want A sweet, a sweet melody