You're my sidekick
You're my alibi
You're my right-hand man
I'm your homeboy
I'm your main dude
I'm your best-laid plan
When the sh** hits the fan
Could I make you understand
I don't know
Would you still be my friend
if I made out with your mother
Would you still be my friend
if I beat up your brother
'Cause I'd still be friends with you
That's what real friends do
(solo)
You're my defence
You're my samurai
You're the man, you're the man
There's no secrets
There's no need to lie
Words are not enough to best describe us
But when the sh** hits the fan
Could I make you understand
I don't know
Would you still be my friend
if I broke into your house
pissed in your shoes and relieved
you off your eyebrows
I'd still be friends with you
'Cause that's what real friends do
These scenarios have all been
hypothetical so far
Bad news is I think I brought your
girlfriend to the brink
While you were sleeping after
drinking in the backseat of tour car
I will still be your friend no matter
what happens
I will still be your friend through the
good times and the bad ones
'Cause I'll always be there for you
'Cause that's what real friends do
'Cause that's what real friends do
'Cause that's what real friends do
'Cause that's what real friends do