Sometimes I used to think that we'd be friends again
But our livelihood ended the minute your dad ended his
I'll admit I looked you up on Facebook
The minute I saw you I thought that f**ing ain't you
You live in New York City, with tats on your arms
This is you: a douche bag, the blasphemy starts
I lost a friend, but you slid into his place
It cost me, then, my stupid wishing went away
I remember that cla**, with the Gollum and stairs
Then we'd stay up playing Halo and the quantum affairs
Then you moved to Virginia, took our friendship with ya
Who woulda thought you'd be an endless k**a?
You said we're not friends, cuz I'm a Democratic atheist
Your Bible-bumping f*ggotry. There you have it, hate me, b**h!
You've heard Broken Code, Brittney, I hope you know
My heart is open? No - time for me to own the show
Ryan, man... I sorry that we fell out
I'm such a sh**ty friend, I'm probably now Hell bound
Ricky... I appreciate it, dude
You know, I shoulda probably made a move (haha)
Thomas Swanson, you're up. I got a few questions
You speak honest nonsense, what do you reckon?
We promised to do this game, together to the fame
Forever we became a duo, now you're to blame
You f**ed it all up, I hope you're f**ing glad
You taught me a lesson, I'm guessing that nothing lasts
Smokey memories... Kolten better be
I'd stand by his side fightin' his token enemies
Kolten, I love you and I love that you're in love
With Kira, that's the best thing. But it s**s
I just want to find, what you guys have
I see you kiss her daily, I realize I'm sad
But I'm happy for you. You're my best friend
I'd stand before you glad on either of our d**h beds
What's your next guess? I'm happy that we're friends
I'm tearing up, damn. This thing don't have to end