The priest was wearing crimson
Blessed the brimstone
Called the Devil 'sir'
As fires burned and candles flickered
Revellers were rolling in the dirt, flicking wax
Having s** beneath the eiderdown
Zip the clown was playing sax
A hellhound played the bugle
Handel blew 'Messiah' on Kazoo!
"It's simply super!" said the naked taxman
s**ing on a bone, attacking lonely widows
Stroking zones and charging V.A.T
A Lady felt the earth move
(Oh! He's in the groove)
And thunder clapped, the mountains whistled
Lisa shook a fist
She said "I'm flattered!"
Scattered ashes on the devil's head
And elegantly strolled into the sunset!
Born again!