Your name is Bob and there's nothing you can do
The ladies won't go out with you
Because your name is Bob
You wear a suit, three pieces made of cotton
And you're hoping for a tie because you know you can't win
When your name is Bob
Bob
It's a name that means Robert
Bob
It's a name you don't want
Bob
It's a name that you have
Bob
If you put the letters backwards
It still says Bob
Bob
Your name is Bob and there's nothing you can do
The doctors and nurses won't examine you
Because your name is Bob
Your name is Bob and that's something you can't change
Your parents and neighbors all think that you're strange
Because your name is Bob
Bob
It's a name that means Robert
Bob
It's a name you don't want
Bob
It's a name that you have
Bob
If you put the letters backwards
It still says Bob
Which is a name that means Robert
Bob
It's a name you don't want
Bob
It's a name that you have
Bob
If you put the letters backwards
It still says Bob
Bob
Bob
Bob
Bob
Bob