The second time you made the coffee, I was up all night
Don't think I don't remember, I just don't want to fight about it
You threw my notebook in the wash last week
I call that an accident, my poems didn't speak to you
But I still like the way you wear my tube-socks
I don't really care if my poetry gets Clorox on it.
Can't she be more like me and forget what I said?
I didn't really mean it, so get back into bed with me.
Forget I got the bed all sandy
Forget the time I broke your dishes
Forget the time I called you Mandy
Forget that I forgot your wishes
I wish you would take it easy
All my friends already tease me
I don't care, they'll regret it
Don't forgive me, just forget it.
A photographic memory is good when you're in school
But you work at the d**tore so who is kidding who, here?
Clean out your head of all the things that I did wrong
You'll only get a headache `cause the list keeps getting longer and longer
First I got the bed all sandy
Then I went and broke your dishes
Then there's the time I accidentally called you Mandy
Then the time that I forgot the knishes
I wish you would take it easy
All my friends already tease me
I don't care, they'll regret it
Don't forgive me, just forget it.