They say a girl can get her guy with moves so smooth and a body to match
In a skin tight dress on the dancefloor's where she'll find the perfect catch
They say that anyone can dance
It's just a matter of moving your body to the beat
But I saw a girl on the floor tonight with more than two left feet
And I said 'That girl can't dance she's just embarra**ing herself
Look at her friends they're slowly edging away
Because that girl can't dance and I think someone should tell her
But I won't tell her'
I'm going into town tonight just want to hit some bars and have a good time
And if I find the motivation I might leave my beer and dancing behind
And if I see that girl again well maybe I'll think twice
Cos' if I remember rightly she seemed like she'd be quite nice to talk to
But maybe we'll just stay away from the dancefloor tonight
Because I got these friends with me right
And they're a bit judgemental and I don't want to hurt your feelings
That girl can't dance she's just embarra**ing herself
Look at her friends they're slowly edging away
Because that girl can't dance and I think someone should tell her
Maybe I should tell her
So I edged up to her all quiet whilst she was standing at the bar
And I said 'Hey didn't I see you here the other week?'
And she said 'Oh yeh, I remember you, well you're the one they were talking about'
'Yeh? What were they talking about?'
And she said
'That boy can't dance, he's just embarra**ing himself
What does he think that thing he's doing with his hands looks cool?
That boy can't dance and I think someone should tell the fool
So I guess I just told you'
'sh**'
That girl can't dance but f** it neither can I
And I really like this tune so I'm gonna do my best
That girl can't dance but it won't stop her from dancing
Won't stop me from dancing
Will it stop you from dancing?
No don't stop, no don't stop dancing