{Intro doc waffles}
They're moving in herds...they do move in herds
{Verse 1 doc waffles}
As seen on boxes of lean cuisine
As seen on Chinese lacquered liquory screens
The lucrey luxury boxes and beams
Pour concrete in hypothetical queens
I'll man the ceiling fans, licky licky
Gutter redone, bluish brush, quicky quicky
Duck decoys, mattresses and shishkabobs
My business is sticky
I need a bride for a blimp ride
A specially trimmed bale of bride fur for my synthesized
Unique cup holder I've improvised in advance of pimping my ride
Be still my single serve shrink wrapped peppermint pill
And fill all lobies and at once
Take all my alibis out to lunch
Toss your library cards on a hunch
{Chorus Doc Waffles}
When I'm awake I break all our play dates
Materialize then try to skate
But when I snooze its me and you
As Katherine Hepburn and Howard Hughes
Reenacting Scenes from Jurra**ic Park
"Shoot Her! Shoot Her!!"
{Verse Two Doc Waffles}
As seen on gelatin silver screens
As seen at the bottom of honey bee rice & beans
As read in the columns and fed to the bachelor machines
The camoulflage of my ephemeral queens
Gaudy nights amount to off whites, dirty laundry
Launchpad Mcquack offsite lurching calmly
Amber clocks, staunch type, sturdy bronzy
All purring on me
A furry gang the men in your life
Moist towellettes speculate the extent of her flight
A slow disolve for my old friends
No country for country club golf with old men
The best part of when I used to have a bank account
Was picking out dum dum s**ers
For awhile I chose question marks exclusively
But kept getting root beer
{Chorus Doc Waffles}
When I'm awake I break all our play dates
Materialize then try to skate
But when I snooze its me and you
As Katherine Hepburn and Howard Hughes
Reenacting Scenes from Jurra**ic Park
"Shoot Her! Shoot Her!!"