RADIO ANNOUNCER (spoken):
That was President-elect Franklin D. Roosevelt, ladies and gentlemen, speaking to a crowd of supporters here in Miami's beautiful Bayfront Park. A group of notables are pressing in around the President-elect's car. There's Mayor Anton Cermak of Chicago, and...there's been a shot! I can't see - wait! Mr. Roosevelt is waving! He's all right! But Mayor Cermak has been hit! The police have somebody in custody. An immigrant - Giuseppe Zangara. We take you now to a group of eyewitnesses who will tell us what they saw!
BYSTANDER #1:
We're crowded up close
And I see this guy
He's squeezing by
I catch his eye
I say to him, "Where do you
Think you are trying to go, boy?
Whoa, boy!"
I say, "Listen, you runt
You're not pulling that stunt
No gentleman pushes his way to the front."
I say, "Move to the back!", which he does
With a grunt-
Which is how I saved Roosevelt!
BYSTANDER #2:
Then-
Well, I'm in my seat
I get up to clap
I feel this tap
I turn - this sap
He says he can't see
I say, "Find a lap
And go sit on it!"
Which is how I saved-
BYSTANDER #3:
Then he started to swear
And he climbed on a chair
He was aiming a gun
I was standing right there
So I pushed it as hard as I could in the air
Which is how I saved Roosevelt!
ALL THREE:
Lucky I was there
BYSTANDER #1:
That's why he was standing back so far
BYSTANDER #3:
That's why when he aimed
He missed the car
ALL THREE:
Just lucky I was there
Or we'd have been left
Bereft of F.D.R
ZANGARA:
You think that I scare?
No scare
You think that I care?
No care
I look at the world
No good, no fair
Nowhere
When I am a boy
No school
I work in a ditch
No chance
The smart and the rich
Ride by
Don't give no glance
Ever since then, because of them
I have the sickness in the stomach
Which is the way I make my idea
To go out and k** Roosevelt
First I was figure I k** Hoover
I get even for the stomach
Only Hoover up in Washington
Is wintertime in Washington
Too cold for the stomach in Washington
I go down to Miami, k** Roosevelt
No laugh! No funny!
Men with the money
They control everything
Roosevelt, Hoover
No make no difference
You think I care who I k**?
I no care who I k**
Long as it's King!
BYSTANDER #4:
The crowd's breaking up
And I hear these shots
And I mean lots
BYSTANDER #5 (HIS WIFE):
I thought I'd plotz
BYSTANDER #4:
I spotted hi-
WIFE:
My stomach was tied in knots-
BYSTANDER #4:
So I barrelled-
WIFE:
Harold-!
No, happened was this
He was blowing a kiss
BYSTANDER #4:
She means Roosevelt -
WIFE:
I was saying to Harold, "This weather is bliss!"
BYSTANDER #4:
When you think that we might have missed
Seeing him miss
BOTH:
Lucky we were there
WIFE:
It was a historical event
BYSTANDER #4:
Worth every penny that we spent
BYSTANDERS:
Just lucky we were there!
BYSTANDER #1:
To think, if I let him get up closer
BYSTANDER #3:
I saw right away he was insane
Oh, this is my husband, we're from Maine
BYSTANDER #2:
He told me to sit, but I said, "No, Sir!"
BYSTANDER #4:
This makes our vacation a real success
BYSTANDER #5:
Are you with the press?
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Yes
BYSTANDER #5:
Oh God, I'm a mess
BYSTANDER #1:
Some left-wing foreigner
That's my guess
ZANGARA:
No!
BYSTANDERS:
And wasn't the band just fantastic?
ZANGARA:
No left!
You think I am left?
No left, no right
No anything!
Only American!
Zangara have nothing
No luck, no girl
Zangara no smart, no school
But Zangara no foreign tool
Zangara American!
American nothing!
And why there no photographers?
For Zangara no photographers!
Only capitalists get photographers!
No right, no fair
Nowhere! So what?
No sorry!
And soon no Zangara!
BYSTANDERS (in counterpoint):
Lucky I was there
I'm on the front page
Is that bizarre?
And all of those pictures
Like a star
Just lucky I was there
We might have been left -
ZANGARA:
Who care?
BYSTANDERS:
Bereft of F. -
ZANGARA:
Pull switch!
BYSTANDERS:
D. R.!
ZANGARA:
No care, no more
No