I'll forget if I don't tell you 'bout who I just met
Outside my window there's a walk of shame
The line, it just goes on forever
There's no way for me to sum it up in just one day
So much to tell you but I can't explain
'Cause everyone is oh so clever
Well, you could say I'm wrong
I never said I'm right
I'm gonna get new locks on my door tonight
Have you met my crazy f**ing neighbors?
Popping and locking by the elevator
Next door either stripper or pro skater
It's oh so good in North Hollywood
Have you met my crazy f**ing neighbors?
Popping and locking by the elevator
Girl upstairs is having s** or she's in labor
It's oh so good in North Hollywood
Well, I've been here too long and I just gotta say
If I was in better shape, I'd run so far away
'Cause if I stay, it will be the end of me
I think you all should know: the farmer's market s**s
Who buys sh**ty flowers for a hundred bucks?
And oh god, look, it's a candle guy
I just wanna go home
Please let me go home
(Get me the hell out of here)