Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed
Well I'm tired of being pure and not chased!
Like something that seeks its level
I wanna go to the devil!
I wanna be evil
I wanna spit tacks!
I wanna be evil
And cheat at jacks!
I wanna be wicked
I wanna tell lies!
I wanna be mean
And throw mud pies
I want to wake up in the morning with that dark brown taste
I wanna see some dissipation in my face!
I wanna be evil
I wanna be mad!
But more than that
I wanna be bad!
I wanna be evil
And trump an ace
Just to see
My partner's face!
I wanna be nasty
I wanna be cruel!
I wanna be daring
I wanna shoot pool!
And in the theater I want to change my seat
Just so I can step on everybody's feet!
I wanna be evil
I wanna hurt flies!
I wanna sing songs
Like the guy who crie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies!
I wanna be horrid
I wanna drink booze!
And whatever I've got
I'm eager to lose!
I wanna be evil
Little evil me!
Just as mean and evil
As I can be!