Bought season tickets to the Baltimore Ravens
She was gone
Then I bought a ticket to Summer Slam
She was gone
Crashed the set of James Bond
Lack of British accent set her free
How many more events must I crash for the woman of dreams?
You've got to pray for Stacy Kiebler
Sell both kidneys just to meet her
(I'd) Like to tie her up and keep her
But I swear I'm not a creeper
Her a** so sweet
Her eyes have a spell on me
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have Bubble Boy on DVD
She's so sweet
So s**y
Prettier than a thousand sunsets
And when she gets a restraining order
It only means she's playing hard-to-get
You've got to pray for Stacy Kiebler
Sell both kidneys just to meet her
(I'd) Like to slice her up and eat her
But I swear I'm not a creeper
We could listen to Burzum together
Gonna tie you up and force you to watch Prison Break
Nighttrain by candlelight
I got a gift card to Red Lobster.