You are standing on the wings of the garden
You have the pa**ion of an anime character in your eyes
I have feelings for you like the air of 1,000 bathrooms
The platypus that lives in my head says you're the perfect size
I am about to show you my sensitive side
So I'll chase you with a lawnmower until you fall in love before my eyes
Run!
Run!
Run!
Here comes the blades
Run!
Run!
From my lawnmower, love cascades
Now I will chase you until you submit
The blades of my lawnmower crave your tits
You would be hot even if you weighed a ton
Now I will mow you down in more ways than one
I can't explain why I feel this way
Making you my garden gnome makes my day
I want you in my lawn-care path of destruction
Run!
Run!
Run!
Here comes my lust
Run!
Run!
Run, my mower is in must
Now I will chase you until you submit
The blades of my lawnmower crave your tits
You would be hot even if you weighed a ton
Now I will mow you down in more ways than one
Now I will chase you until you submit
The blades of my lawnmower crave your tits
You would be hot even if you weighed a ton
Now I will mow you down in more ways than one