The Assa**ins' Lounge is where we gather
After a day of k**ing people we get paid for
Reminiscing about our favorite murder
Over a gla** of wine and a burger
From the shadows, we bring forth d**h
Apocalypse will prevail;
The bringer of your d**h will marked by a masked a**a**in
Grab my balls while I pick my nose
Attach your rectum to a 40 ft. hose
Engulf the Crisco with a bag of cheese
Create the crapper with a new disease
Afflict the midget with a piece of ash
Shove the midget up an old woman's gash
Despise the peanut bu*ter beast
Find a harlot and slurp up her yeast
Below the tampon is a donut named Fred
I reached for a chili dog and a tit, wasted
I can't recall the name of her a**
So I played it like an instrument of bra**
I'm not the one who ate your feet
So find a new appendage to eat
Don't be stingy when it comes to socks
Don't refuse me if I have 12 co*ks
From this seat, it looks like he's that ninja with Lou Gehrig's disease
(From) what I hear, you best stay clear
k**ed his mama for a nickel
Chopped off her head with an icicle
He k**ed a couple kids,
He k**ed the Burger King
(I think he k**ed "McDonald" too, but I wasn't really listening...)
He k**ed the president!
Yes, Thomas Jefferson.... on that day in 1826, when he met his end.
Huh!
Brand my life with an inverted cross
I drown your otter in applesauce
Bury some blood from a tortoise or a haire
Steal some Egg Nog from a blind, retarded queer!
I get misty-eyed when I see a moose...:*-/
I ate an onion ring and crapped out a goose!
I can't believe that last S&M stint
I set fire to a random urinal mint!
The enemy is on a pogo stick
Bouncing away
Headed for the dance floor
If we cut his flesh, we'd boil it
But his pogo stick landed in the toilet
From the shadows, we bring forth d**h
Apocalypse will prevail;
The bringer of your d**h will marked by a masked a**a**in