[Intro]
Yo, this is some uh riding down the PCH type sh**
With a couple ounces with your homies type sh**
You know what I'm saying
Um, so just kick back man, swerve off the road
Listen to this sh**
[Hook]
(Tell me why)
I am inventive
You could be if you had the incentive [x4]
[Verse 1: Dylan Ross]
Yo
Volunteers we numero one
Shine like a Twilight vampire in the sun
Want more for the kid that's amazing
I grow more ego everytime I make a hit
Get on board the inventive mother ship
I make beats and also a bunch of other sh**s
Gla** bottles and bicycles and coffee cans
I make a grand making a track of clapping my hands
Pay me in advance but what the f** do you do boo boo
Your raps sound like doo doo
Highly likely to f** your psyche
Not black like Spike Lee
I'm white like Mike D
Your whole crew rolling with the same disposition
So I put your CD in the toilet when I sh** in
Take a piss in
Let it all simmer and mix in
That's what you sound like when you rap so I don't listen
[Hook]
Gas
Break
Yolk
Scrape
Dip
Take a trip [x4]
[Verse 2: Dylan Ross]
Yo
It's 12 midnight so what you wanna do hottie
I make music with the [?]
I make music with any noise I find
I'm likely to write over any toys I find
And I do it at the flip of a switch
And if you flippin' the switch
I'm flippin' the script and sticking dick to your b**h
Nah, I'm just f**ing around I respect her
But I did it when you went outta town mister
And I know since I said some sh**
When its time to make a move you a play it like a b**h
So you can try to hit me a split
Jealous cause I make music diffy-erent
You pitching a tent
I got heat in my house
And a fridge full of food b**h you eating a mouse
But I stay in the gutter
Inventive mother-
Freaking out I'm making history you motherf**ers
[Hook] [x2]