[Verse 1]
In a room full of musty muskies
I must ask please where the door to leave creeps
Peeps in the other room hittin bustys
Bumpin chunky redheads, Wendys
Twenty seventeen year olds it's your birthday
Spoil all these girls make them wet while they're suede
Riff with no braids, jack of all trades
First grade still couldn't pa** with an A
Parade never ends, they throw up their hands
They can't comprehend what the message of these bands
Friends hit the bubble now their vision is doubled
Subtle entrance before we cause trouble
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
I'm the realest fellow getting better known
Better dome from better hoes, you better know
Who the f** I am I'm a local celebrity
Converting girls who were once into celibacy
Mentally I'm crazy, I'm kinda ku-ku
Voodoo magic I do onto
A group of dudes that think they real f**ing cool
Cause I'm the coolest I'm colder than a snowshoe
Worn by the critics, flipping through issues
Of XXL but never watching interviews
Eating tiramisu, collecting revenues
I want some too that's a long shot, long view
Who am I you already know who I am
Chick-Bang, I just shot off your boyfriends hand
Bad man but they all say I'm Batman
Cause round here, I break the muthaf**in bank
[Hook]
[Outro]