[Intro]
Hey it's me, you f**ing horse [x6]
Here I go again
Here I am, f**ing guy
f**ing gay as f**ing hell
Here I am, s** my dick
Here I go again
[Verse 1]
Yo I want a big horse
Yo I want a small horse
For police force
Paul Blart Mall Horse
Make an album with the one and only Tim McGraw horse
Sting you with a bee horse
Saw you with a seahorse
Pa**ed you on the race course
Products I will endorse
My favourite film is G-Force
[Verse 2]
Ha ha, G-Force...
And all this time
I'm just s**in' dick and doing dope
And if I ain't shooting up
Then I'm in the back snorting coke
And yo, if I'm a plant
Then I'm a bad seed
Cause dawg, all I really do is [smoke big weed, smoke, smoke big weed]
[Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar]
It's me, Kendrick Lamar
I'm a big superstar
And abadabada whoever you are
And this is my greatest verse
And you worse than Fred Durst
And when I get fed, boy, man, I feel a thirst
Your goons are like tomatoes to me, too soft
Every time I see 'em, gotta pick 'em off
[Verse 4: Dr. Dre]
Eh-hey, it's Dr. Dre
And listen what I say
You think this sh** is just a game
Man, I don't play
I'mma hit you on the head
With my Dre Beats
Then I'mma open up a restaurant
Call it Dre Eats
It's really me
[Verse 5]
Meanwhile
I'm ganking, life taking, spanking, tanking, and climbing rankings
My score composed by Hans Zimmer
5000 gold I'm banking
And it's your man who did not ban Hecarim I am thanking
Cause now he looks like Titanic's f**in' sinking
[Here I go, f**ing horse
k**ing kids with no remorse
Cause it's me, f**ing horse]
They recognize my name
Meatwadsprite
Cause when I enter the lane
It goes black and white
And to the other Hecarim
Wondering why he lost
Instead of taking Teleport
Shoulda took Exhaust
What do horses eat?
Hay
What are horses feet?
Clay
Who made this f**in' beat?
Dre
Is this song complete?
Neigh
[Get it?]
f** you, it's me, horse
Skip the bullsh**, bring out the main course
I walk up in the restaurant, like a tour de force
Me and my wife are getting a divorce
She gets the house, I keep the Porsche
That way I can run over that
God
Damn
who*e