[Hook]
When I pick Vi (hey)
Yall gonna die (Oh)
Nice try guy (hey)
Items ima buy (oh)
b**hes tryna quote? (oh)
Punch em in the throat (oh)
Murder em and throw em in the moat (Alright)
[Verse 1]
You already know that it's dunk
And if you didn't know
It's time to put you in the trunk
My uncle Tony is driving you
And he's driving you drunk
Off a cliff
Cause the breaks didn't work
If you're catching my drift
I'm the king of this summoners rift
Heretics who act slick
Get dealt with swift
I went to town, Took the crown
Put on pounds, Produced sounds
And all the while, I was just sitting down
And my chair gonna be made, with stylish flair
And my heir gonna be, The fresh Prince of Bel-air
[Verse 2]
Bishops, Knights, Pawns and rooks
Coward b**hes whose lives I took (read the book)
And do I feel remorse for my actions?
No I feel an overwhelming sense of satisfaction
Cos most of these people that play this damn game
Can't even tell em apart they saying the same things
It's no surprise, your team is five guys
Your ping's so high cause your stealing wi-fi
When I select Vi, I hear your sighs
Stop trying to make plays go cook some burgers and fries (come on)
[Hook]
When I pick Vi (Oh)
Yall gonna die (Hey)
Nice try guy (oh)
Items ima buy (hey)
b**hes tryna quote? (hey)
Punch em in the throat (hey)
Murder em and throw em on a boat (Hey Hey Hey)
[Verse 3]
Listen up, You auto-locking, Atmas Rocking
Champion flocking, Normals mocking
When you playing ranked
I bet you do even worse, It's your feeding
That's leading teams, to conceding
Making them madder, Than women bleeding
The stress you causing, Is causing hair receding
Exit out the lowest rated mobafire guide you're reading
And while I'm joking and rapping, I'm also honestly pleading
That you will learn will a single thing Before I see you proceeding
To lose another f**ing match because your d**hs are exceeding
The speeding limit is cheating the rest of us are competing
To rest in peace every piece of you the result of inbreeding
And while your mother is weeping into the dirt I am sweeping
Into the hole in the ground that I told her you were sleeping (Kyah)
[Verse 4]
The family bowed their heads, and then
The pastor said a prayer, Amen
Again! I rip his corpse out the casket falls
I take his head off and shoot it like a basketball
This whole time I'm streaming it on Twitch
If you don't like it go get a shovel and dig a ditch
Report me to Riot you f**ing p**y f**in snitch
If your playing League of legends im gonna k** you, ya b**h (Hoo)