When you listen to my music your Momma's like "what the f**"
If you read my sh**ty lyrics then you know my lyrics s**
If I see you on the sidewalk I will hit you with a truck
I will shoot you in the throat
I will strangle with a coat
I will staple to a boat
I will throw you in the moat
I will eat your mother's oats
If you're blasting me on the street then you're gonna get shot
If you ain't blasting me then you little p**y a** b**h
If I go to f**ing jail, then I know you were the snitch
If you buy a DVD it better be Jura**ic Park
If you purchase something else then I will k** you with a shark
I will tie you to a tree
I will stab you with the bark
I will do you like Ned Stark
I'll impale you in the park
I will sk** you in the chest
I will stab you in the breast
I will stab you in the neck
I will eat your f**ing bones
I will hit you with a phone
I will knock your head clean off
I will slam it so far gone
I will get a hole in one
In your a** I will cum
I will put you in a wheelchair
And when you get out of hospital I'll push the wheelchair down a flight of concrete stairs
I will punch you with a pear
And then I will hit you with Uncle Phil; Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Then I will take Carlton, I'll start hitting you on the head with Carlton
I'll take Jazz, and go "AAH", I'll f**ing start hitting you with Jazz
And I'll take Vivian, and I'll start beating you to d**h with Vivian!
And I'll pick up Geoffrey, and he'll be like "HAAA my n***a"
I'll throw him, Geoffrey, at you a million miles an hour and he'll be, "(?)"
And Geoffrey's coming at you at like a billion miles an hour
And Geoffrey grabs you and you both go into a volcano
And then it erupts in midair and a giant robot comes out of there and carries your melting corpse into the centre of the sun
Then the sun explodes and the entire galaxy collapses
It turns out the whole galaxy was inside of a dinosaur's eye
Then I go up behind the dinosaur and slit its throat
Shoot it in the head and then bring it back from the dead
And make you eat your brussel sprouts
And then I will make you a millionaire
And then I will spend all your money on crack and die