[Verse 1] Ain't playin' in no tournaments But I'm the most known player no argument Ha! Top paid too Yabbadabbado Dude going to jail for what he said Man FBI must want me dead Now watch man Machinima Middle man Villain man I'm comedian They the laugh Government try to take half f** that sh** Tax act Took me a year to fly six hours Atlanta International Aerodrome Tower Self loathing in seatbelts Security checks so detailed Baggage claim John McClaine Died hard after Easter Hung up on south-Asian ho MSG and egg rolls Dial tone busy don't wanna know Arrive in Texas for the ma**acre All f**ed up neurovascular I'm forgotten — Mac OS Cheetah sh**'s scarier than Amnesia Romance is a plot device James Bond singing North Korea Only woman love me Mama mia WOO! [Verse 2] Met some girl named Sandy Modus operandi s** and lick Ride and trick Spongebob squirrel b**h s** my dick Met some ho called Rena Ace Ventura no brainer Not the brightest Not the tightest Won't let me tongue strap her a** at Midas Fraudulent Abstinent Vietnamese accent Vanity Centre of gravity Palm oil panties Squeaky voice insanity This one's name is Jenny Somebody give this ho an Emmy Acting like she's too good Friendship misunderstood
Girl thinks she's leading the flock b**h if you so hot why I block you? Chelsea Chelsea Always with the jealousy If you saw what I'd see You'd see me watchin' your D's Girl you had a huge rack Black girl booty nothin' wrong with that And she's singing Marvin Gaye Rock the world man I'm here to stay I thought I met a real lady Not even close, baby b**h [Fill] (I called him a volisquare) (OOOO I'm telling on you!) (OOOh sh**) (sh**) (He f**ing typed it wrong) [Verse 3] Eh heh heh now ladies done talkin' to me Must be a has-been I ain't even good at League That's why I got to pick Shen Put a hundred on (too fed) I'll take a hundred off Eatin' nothin' but top lane And drinkin' applesauce (hit the sauce) Sitting on my a** Playing video games s**ing down this juice (hit the sauce) Like I am Max Payne Skyping with b**hes from Britain She's barren I'm smitten Hundred pound women Fifty pound chest Sunfire cape I am da bes Hoo! Plenty in the trunk Took her for a test drive Had to pay cash I'd like to try a new model This one's too fast I think that they are women I know that they are s*uts It's alright b**h I like your f**in' bu*t (hehe) (Hehe hehe I got it! Hehe!)