[Verse 1]
Ain't playin' in no tournaments
But I'm the most known player no argument
Ha! Top paid too
Yabbadabbado
Dude going to jail for what he said
Man FBI must want me dead
Now watch man
Machinima
Middle man
Villain man
I'm comedian
They the laugh
Government try to take half
f** that sh**
Tax act
Took me a year to fly six hours
Atlanta International
Aerodrome Tower
Self loathing in seatbelts
Security checks so detailed
Baggage claim
John McClaine
Died hard after Easter
Hung up on south-Asian ho
MSG and egg rolls
Dial tone busy don't wanna know
Arrive in Texas for the ma**acre
All f**ed up neurovascular
I'm forgotten — Mac OS Cheetah
sh**'s scarier than Amnesia
Romance is a plot device
James Bond singing
North Korea
Only woman love me
Mama mia
WOO!
[Verse 2]
Met some girl named Sandy
Modus operandi
s** and lick
Ride and trick
Spongebob squirrel b**h s** my dick
Met some ho called Rena
Ace Ventura no brainer
Not the brightest
Not the tightest
Won't let me tongue strap her a** at Midas
Fraudulent
Abstinent
Vietnamese accent
Vanity
Centre of gravity
Palm oil panties
Squeaky voice insanity
This one's name is Jenny
Somebody give this ho an Emmy
Acting like she's too good
Friendship misunderstood
Girl thinks she's leading the flock
b**h if you so hot why I block you?
Chelsea
Chelsea
Always with the jealousy
If you saw what I'd see
You'd see me watchin' your D's
Girl you had a huge rack
Black girl booty nothin' wrong with that
And she's singing Marvin Gaye
Rock the world man I'm here to stay
I thought I met a real lady
Not even close, baby
b**h
[Fill]
(I called him a volisquare)
(OOOO I'm telling on you!)
(OOOh sh**)
(sh**)
(He f**ing typed it wrong)
[Verse 3]
Eh heh heh now ladies done talkin' to me
Must be a has-been
I ain't even good at League
That's why I got to pick Shen
Put a hundred on (too fed)
I'll take a hundred off
Eatin' nothin' but top lane
And drinkin' applesauce (hit the sauce)
Sitting on my a**
Playing video games
s**ing down this juice (hit the sauce)
Like I am Max Payne
Skyping with b**hes from Britain
She's barren
I'm smitten
Hundred pound women
Fifty pound chest
Sunfire cape
I am da bes
Hoo!
Plenty in the trunk
Took her for a test drive
Had to pay cash
I'd like to try a new model
This one's too fast
I think that they are women
I know that they are s*uts
It's alright b**h
I like your f**in' bu*t (hehe)
(Hehe hehe
I got it!
Hehe!)