[Verse 1: Dunkey]
When I arrived I didn't know what they saying
I spent 18 hours on a plane
But then in english a beggar said "Be a dear"
I said "b*tch I JUST SPENT ALL MY MONEY GETTING HERE!"
At McDonalds grab a beer
Roll into the gla** sphere
Restaurant's got a chandler
Leah's got a nice rear
To be honest it's a miracle that i'm alive
Because NONE of these french people EVER learned how to drive! COME ON!
THAT sh*t CRAY
THAT sh*t GAY
THAT sh*t CRAY
WHAT THE fu*k
[Verse 2:Dunkey]
The guy said "You better check out this hall"
I said "You better check out this dog!"
They even had a painting by Shrek
But look at over that guy's dick
THERE'S A DOG
THERE'S A DOG
THERE'S A DOG
THERE'S A DOG
THERE'S A DOG
THERE'S A DOG
THERE'S A DOG
THERE'S A DOG
AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDD,THERE'S A DOG
[Verse 3:Dunkey]
Shoes on my feet
Walking on streets
Provided by dunk
Rappin on beats
Grease on my hands
From eating pizza
I reached out and touched the Mona Lisa
The guard said "You can't do that man"
UH HUH I'M AMERICAN
[Verse 4:Dunkey]
This is where they buried King Tut
Meanwhile, look at Leah's bu*t
They got my favorite joint here: PIZZA HUT
We went somewhere nice instead
The waiter said "Take a seat"
"My name is Monalee what would you like to eat?"
I looked at him dead in his eyes
You already know that I want the FRENCH FRIES!