LUIS CARRUTHERS:
Holy sh**.
Magnificent... CRAIG MCDERMOTT:
Impressive... DAVID VAN PATTEN:
So thick... TIMOTHY PRICE:
And yet so light. LUIS CARRUTHERS:
The lettering PAUL OWEN:
Romalian. CRAIG MCDERMOTT:
The stock? PAUL OWEN:
It's eggshell white.
Don't take chances in the game; it matters what you've drawn.
The question's not what's in a name, but what it's printed on. CHORUS:
Oh baby baby,
You're such a card.
You make it look oh-so-easy
When I know it's f**in' hard.
Oh baby baby,
This can't be right.
How I love your surfaces
How I love your tie PAUL OWEN:
The impression that you make PATRICK BATEMAN:
He thinks that I'm a fake. PAUL OWEN:
Is always in your hands. PATRICK BATEMAN:
Does he know who I am? PAUL OWEN:
Either Constantia PATRICK BATEMAN:
He says "nice to see ya" PAUL OWEN:
Or Comic Sans. PATRICK BATEMAN:
But doesn't shake my hand. PAUL OWEN:
In the corporate coliseum PATRICK BATEMAN:
Everyone that he meets... PAUL OWEN:
The crowd calls for a showman. PATRICK BATEMAN:
They want to get to know him. PAUL OWEN:
My font, PATRICK BATEMAN:
He's cut from... PAUL OWEN:
Imperial, PATRICK BATEMAN:
Nice material... PAUL OWEN:
Yours Times New Roman. PATRICK BATEMAN:
I'm no Willy Loman. CHORUS:
Oh baby baby,
It's really not that hard.
You'll find that when you get it right,
A deal's made with a card.
Oh baby baby,
You're such a card.
You make it look oh-so-easy
When I know it's f**in' hard. PATRICK BATEMAN:
Oh baby baby,
I'll concede the game.
You played your hand well today,
But soon you'll know my name.