Our eyes meet over many Keema Nans
And a bottle of local fizz
The waiter seems to know you,
You understand the menu
And what to choose
Korma man,
With trousers down
Children
I know how
I'm supposed
To be confused by your preference for
Starfish films
Korma man,
With trousers down
Children
Korma man,
With trousers down
Children with wraps of brown