[Verse 1: Mr. Evol "Evil" (Love, backwards)]
How do I have a beating maroon organ?
I stare at the red moon and keep forgetting
Women are from Venus and men like me are Martians
Explains why mine is rock harder than that
f**ing "Heart of Darkness", of my own
Home continent, full of them Starvin' Marvins
Looked as pure as a dove, but had the tongue of a raven
Oh she hollowed out the arterial cells out my
Heart muscle for herself, sold it all for the tag, of a gold shell
I must sell, the rest of these false tokens of unappreciation
As omens to my brothers, looking for insignificant others
Dying and rotten rose petals, clipped by her scissor legs
Sutured open this empty cavity, dumped all the thorns in
Tried to give it up, though I held it in for keeping the
Warmth throughout the blizzard, of this spiritless winter
As I remembered February, was early upon arrival
[Hook:]
Most think they're headed down
The proper course of their relationship
Moaning in starboard, eloping and spread
Open on silk sheets, laying on fluffy, feathery beds
While I interpret the shape of an <3
Like an upside down crucifix, in the form of a spearhead
Pierced through the back, stabbed from the bow to the hull
I'm smoldering in the brimstone oceans of dispa**ion
(To not be forgotten, but forgiven)
[Verse 2: Me]
Woke up from my daydream, appeared clearly to me
It was St. Valentine's Ma**acre Day (2/14/14)
I retched at the 1st sight-seeing my ex-internet mistress
With her new boy, toying with his emotions in public
Lovebirds exchanging, salivated fluids, going
Goo goo, gaga, bunch of babies in a bad romance
At a distance, that sh** made me wretched to my stomach
So I gutbusted, the bu*terflies that flew up in his
I shot him with the velocity of, but not an arrow of Cupid's
Dropped Casanova on the ground, now breathless
Left her speechless, as she grasped her breasts
Gasping with desperate pleas, clenched to prevent
Her applecore from pounding outside of her chest
Was cute, acting it could save him, like a paramedic
Only thought it was appropriate to deliver my CA-Love message
With my smoking hot Beretta, pointed in between her lips
Interlude:
Since she gave me the kiss of d**h
I teased with the lead pipe's illusion
For having lead me on by cheeky pretense
Took the gun out her palette and just left
She balled like a baby, I walked in distance
As her once caregiver, b**h gave me bronze pecks
[Hook]
Bridge:
I'll confess when that b**h had me Super Ba**in'
Never expected such a blowback so damn fatiguing
I chose to immerse myself at 21, in bottled pain
Would've rather done it with champagne
At my age, perhaps I should be more ashamed
[Outro:]
Aphrodisiacs and pleasantries to me are now buried trends
I set a flame to the notions, to never desire love again
After all, why should I keep on searching for endless lust
When that Black Widow, put cobwebs in my aorta's trunk?