I believe in
Crime and treason
Fall apart limousines
Fall apart limousines
Watch the neighbors
Like they're traitors
Through widescreen binoculars
Through widescreen binoculars
I put pressure
On your mattress
2 15 minutes ago
2 15 minutes ago
These conversations
Make me nauseous
Put your head between your knees
Put your head in the fax machine
[Chorus]
I fell down
The basement stairs
Because I tripped on
Your long blonde hair
When I woke up
I was paralyzed
So I made a nest
Out of Christmas lights
You buy it
You wear it
Your love's a stick and carrot
(4x)
I believe in
Crime and treason
Fall apart limousines
Fall apart limousines
Catch the robbers
Before the cameras
Their names are hard to read
Their names are hard to read
[Chorus]
We'll decimate
Oh, baby
We'll decimate
We'll fly the planes
Oh baby
You'll drive me home
(2x)