[Intro]
(Is anybody out there?)
(Help me!)
Reach for the stars!
Whoahhohhh, yeahh
[Verse 1]
You stand on a distant planet
Skyline of red plateaus
Strange air and vegetation
You're a winner!
Welcome to the Space Olympics
The year 3022
Take part in a grand tradition
Your name echoes in the holes of the universe!
OHHHHHH! Yeahh yeahhhhh
Believe in yourself
Take your game into outer space
[Verse 2]
Every single galactic athlete
Needs a coded ID badge
Drug tests are mandatory
You're a winner!
The Athlete's Village is on Zargon
You all get a junior suite
We don't cover incidentals
So keep your a** out the minibar!
You're the best in the world!
Brace yo'self cause there's no gravity
You're in the motherf**in Space Olympics!
Yeahh-hah-hahhhh
[Verse 3]
Let it be known by every nation
You'll only get one meal a day
There was a bit of a budget snafu
And food funding is insufficient!
We can't really enforce a curfew
As there is no light or sound
Just one of the many problems
With hosting a sporting event in space
[Bridge]
(Attention all athletes)
(There are minor scheduling adjustments)
Space Disc! Is totally cancelled
Space Swords! Is totally cancelled
Space Luge! Is also cancelled
And all other events are pending!
[Verse 4]
Welcome to your Space Olympics
All the oxygen has run out
And someone who will not be named
Accidentally hit self-destruct
As you file to your escape pods
I'll distract the alien hordes (YOU'RE IN THE MOTHERfu*kIN SPACE OLYMPICS)
And as I stare d**h in the face
I know my sins will take me to hell
You do it for the love, my love
And there ain't no woman that could take your spot my love